HELP WANTED

Thursday, February 4th, 2010 | Uncategorized

If you have any lawyer friends who are looking for work, the Justice Department is hiring:

The U.S. Department of Justice, Civil Rights Division is seeking up to 10 experienced attorneys for the position of Trial Attorney in the Voting Section in Washington, D.C. The Civil Rights Division is primarily responsible for enforcing federal statutes and executive orders that prohibit, among other things, unlawful discrimination in voting, education, employment, housing, police services, public accommodations and facilities, and federally funded and conducted programs. The Voting Section enforces federal statutes designed to safeguard the right to vote. These statutes include the Voting Rights Act, as amended; the National Voter Registration Act; the Uniformed and Overseas Citizens Absentee Voting Act; and the Help America Vote Act.

It goes without saying that the DoJ doesn’t discriminate.

The Civil Rights Division encourages qualified applicants with targeted disabilities to apply. Targeted disabilities are deafness, blindness, missing extremities, partial or complete paralysis, convulsive disorder, mental retardation, mental illness, severe distortion of limbs and/or spine.

So if you know any mentally-challenged lawyers, please forward this post to…no, I can’t do it.  It’s just too easy.

19 Comments to HELP WANTED

JIm McNeely+
February 4, 2010

Mentally retarded lawyers…yes, a target rich environment, compliments of the incompetents at DOJ.

-Jim+

Katherine
February 4, 2010

The current head of the DOJ is presumably mentally competent, but otherwise utterly incompetent. Possibly people who are less “brilliant” could do a better job.

Ed the Roman
February 4, 2010

Wait, didn’t the White House Chief of Staff just say something as if there were something bad about retardation? I’m confused.

dwstroudmd
February 4, 2010

Don’t let Andrew Sullivan see this! He might have much to say about the political uses of mental retardation, might’n he?

Barney
February 4, 2010

isn’t retarded attorney an oxymoron?

carl
February 4, 2010

The shameful and hate-filled displays of Jurisdoctaphobia on this site are quite shocking. God made some of us to be lawyers. We might find what they do to be ‘icky’ but that simply means we’re oriented differently. Biblical condemnations of lawyers generally involve disputes over temple prostitution & idolatry. They don’t condemn the profession per se. It’s time to let lawyers take their rightful place with all the baptized, and offer their services as a ministry to the church. It’s time to stand up with the marginalized as they say “I’m a lawyer, and I’m proud! Get over it!”

carl

Sue Sims
February 4, 2010
Katherine
February 4, 2010

Taxi driver applications in Braille? That’s hilarious, and scary.

tamsf
February 4, 2010

Barney,

A “retarded attorney” is not an oxymoron. It is a tautology.

Zach Frey
February 4, 2010

Don’t forget the mentally ill attorneys, either!

Tautology alert? (Sorry, Dale! (Price) )

:)

Stephen
February 4, 2010

Carl –

As a temple prostitute, I resent your maligning of my chosen lifestyle.

Michael D
February 4, 2010

Well the UK just narrowly avoided passing laws to prohibit religious organizations from discriminating in their hiring based on religious affiliation.

For that matter, it seems discriminatory to require that politicians be citizens of the countries they govern, or that academics have certain levels of education, or that airplane pilots have good vision… the list goes on and on.

We are a shockingly discriminatory society.

carl
February 4, 2010

Stephen

“As a temple prostitute…”
If this were true, you would have correctly identified yourself as a Religious Sex Industry Worker. Such a seemingly minor slip betrays your deception.

“… I resent your maligning of my chosen lifestyle.”
I was only maligning Religious Sex Industry Work that is not mutual, and loving, and monogamous.

carl

J.M. Heinrichs
February 4, 2010

Carl
The problem is not ‘being a lawyer’. It is performing those lawyerly acts.

Cheers

The Little Myrmidon
February 5, 2010

“The Civil Rights Division encourages qualified applicants with targeted disabilities to apply. Targeted disabilities are deafness, blindness, missing extremities,…”

Ummm, so a guy with no arms and no legs who’e lying on your doorstep is just a DOJ attorney?

(Yeah, I know his name is “Matt”, but that’s a side issue.)

JM
February 5, 2010

Was Rahm Emanuel addressing a bunch of DOJ lawyers?

TB
February 5, 2010

Why not expand the list of targets to include psychopaths?

Or is this taken for granted in the legal profession.

Fuinseoig
February 6, 2010

Little Myrmidon, don’t forget Matt Murdock, a.k.a. Daredevil – blind, an attorney, and a superhero to boot!

;-)

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