HELP WANTED
Thursday, February 4th, 2010 | Uncategorized
If you have any lawyer friends who are looking for work, the Justice Department is hiring:
The U.S. Department of Justice, Civil Rights Division is seeking up to 10 experienced attorneys for the position of Trial Attorney in the Voting Section in Washington, D.C. The Civil Rights Division is primarily responsible for enforcing federal statutes and executive orders that prohibit, among other things, unlawful discrimination in voting, education, employment, housing, police services, public accommodations and facilities, and federally funded and conducted programs. The Voting Section enforces federal statutes designed to safeguard the right to vote. These statutes include the Voting Rights Act, as amended; the National Voter Registration Act; the Uniformed and Overseas Citizens Absentee Voting Act; and the Help America Vote Act.
It goes without saying that the DoJ doesn’t discriminate.
The Civil Rights Division encourages qualified applicants with targeted disabilities to apply. Targeted disabilities are deafness, blindness, missing extremities, partial or complete paralysis, convulsive disorder, mental retardation, mental illness, severe distortion of limbs and/or spine.
So if you know any mentally-challenged lawyers, please forward this post to…no, I can’t do it. It’s just too easy.
19 Comments to HELP WANTED
Mentally retarded lawyers…yes, a target rich environment, compliments of the incompetents at DOJ.
-Jim+
February 4, 2010
The current head of the DOJ is presumably mentally competent, but otherwise utterly incompetent. Possibly people who are less “brilliant” could do a better job.
February 4, 2010
Wait, didn’t the White House Chief of Staff just say something as if there were something bad about retardation? I’m confused.
February 4, 2010
Don’t let Andrew Sullivan see this! He might have much to say about the political uses of mental retardation, might’n he?
February 4, 2010
isn’t retarded attorney an oxymoron?
February 4, 2010
The shameful and hate-filled displays of Jurisdoctaphobia on this site are quite shocking. God made some of us to be lawyers. We might find what they do to be ‘icky’ but that simply means we’re oriented differently. Biblical condemnations of lawyers generally involve disputes over temple prostitution & idolatry. They don’t condemn the profession per se. It’s time to let lawyers take their rightful place with all the baptized, and offer their services as a ministry to the church. It’s time to stand up with the marginalized as they say “I’m a lawyer, and I’m proud! Get over it!”
carl
February 4, 2010
Nor is the UK behind in non-discriminatory, inclusive diversity initiatives.
February 4, 2010
Taxi driver applications in Braille? That’s hilarious, and scary.
February 4, 2010
Barney,
A “retarded attorney” is not an oxymoron. It is a tautology.
Don’t forget the mentally ill attorneys, either!
Tautology alert? (Sorry, Dale! (Price) )
Carl –
As a temple prostitute, I resent your maligning of my chosen lifestyle.
February 4, 2010
Well the UK just narrowly avoided passing laws to prohibit religious organizations from discriminating in their hiring based on religious affiliation.
For that matter, it seems discriminatory to require that politicians be citizens of the countries they govern, or that academics have certain levels of education, or that airplane pilots have good vision… the list goes on and on.
We are a shockingly discriminatory society.
February 4, 2010
Stephen
“As a temple prostitute…”
If this were true, you would have correctly identified yourself as a Religious Sex Industry Worker. Such a seemingly minor slip betrays your deception.
“… I resent your maligning of my chosen lifestyle.”
I was only maligning Religious Sex Industry Work that is not mutual, and loving, and monogamous.
carl
February 4, 2010
Carl
The problem is not ‘being a lawyer’. It is performing those lawyerly acts.
Cheers
February 5, 2010
“The Civil Rights Division encourages qualified applicants with targeted disabilities to apply. Targeted disabilities are deafness, blindness, missing extremities,…”
Ummm, so a guy with no arms and no legs who’e lying on your doorstep is just a DOJ attorney?
(Yeah, I know his name is “Matt”, but that’s a side issue.)
February 5, 2010
Was Rahm Emanuel addressing a bunch of DOJ lawyers?
February 5, 2010
Why not expand the list of targets to include psychopaths?
Or is this taken for granted in the legal profession.
February 6, 2010
Little Myrmidon, don’t forget Matt Murdock, a.k.a. Daredevil – blind, an attorney, and a superhero to boot!
February 6, 2010
[...] Not PC, Is It? I don’t know how Chris Johnson at Midwest Conservative Journal finds these things, but he does, and they deserve wide dissemination. It seems the U.S. Department [...]
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