Well, the proponents of that twaddle are a gaseous lot…

He misspelled “Gorebal”.

Cheers

“They give awards for that?”

They must do, because they gave it to Al Gore after all. It’s not like he ever did anything for, say, Peace.

I was hoping to be nominated last year for my signature piece, “Huge Pile of Burning Tires,” but I never heard from the committee. This year, I’m working on a project to simultaneously ignite all the plastic in the Great Pacific Garbage Patch.

For those of us old enough to remember the “experts” predicting the next ice age, I am somewhat suspicious about the latest spin on temperature. If however, there is a significant rise in the oceans, it will bring coastal flooding to the continental U.S. This will mean less liberals.

I know people are not responsible for their surnames and I’ve spent my life pronouncing or spelling my last name, which would have been Johnson had my great-grandfather chosen to convert it to English. But, jeez, “Overpeck?” Monty Python could have had a field day with that moniker! As to global warming – give it a rest, OP.

Hey, at least now we know who’s to blame for it!