Posted by Christopher Johnson | Saturday, December 17th, 2016 | Uncategorized | 4 Comments

The Central Intelligence Agency has changed its mind.  The CIA has determined that the Russians did not hack the recent US elections, whatever the hell that means.  These people did:

There could be a hidden city frozen underneath Antarctica, according to shock claims.

The huge continent is an icy mass, and is currently only inhabited by scientific researchers and penguins thanks to its freezing temperatures.

Rumours of a hidden city have been floating about for years, as conspiracy theorists and even some scientists claim the freezing continent is actually the home of the legendary Lost City of Atlantis.

The theory, called crustal displacement, alleges that movements in the Earth’s crust meant that large parts of Antarctica were ice-free 12,000 years ago and people could have lived there.

Allegedly, a society could have existed ‘prehistory’, coming to an end with the last Ice Age which froze over the continent.

And this could have been Atlantis, a mythical city founded by people who were half god and half human which was first mentioned by Greek philosopher Plato in 360BC.

Antarctica’s secret city was apparently ‘”confirmed” by an ancient map called the Piri Reis map, compiled in 1513 from military intelligence.

It appears to show the Antarctic coast hundreds of years before it was discovered, but was denounced by many scholars at the time.

However, earlier this year photos from NASA appeared to reveal traces of a human settlement underneath the ice.

It would be awesome if they were still down there, wouldn’t it, having figured out a way to live and thrive underneath all that ice?  Should be a walk in the park for anyone who’s half god and half human.

MCJ fun fact: Do you know what that picture is?  It’s the flag of Antarctica.  [Paul Harvey voice] Google it.

4 Comments to BREAKING

December 17, 2016

Plato wrote only true history. He couldn’t write fiction.

But the Bible is pure fiction – it couldn’t have happened.

Does that make any sense?

December 17, 2016

Thank the conspiracy theorists for something besides Russian hacks. There are other people as crazy as the leftist Democrasses!

December 18, 2016

That’s all a bunch of hooey! Everyone who keeps up with things knows that there is an underwater submarine base there, where the Natzies are living, and where Hitler (or one of his many clones) rules, and where they are living off the fat of the land, and will one day (soon) sail forth and reconcur Europe and the Americas.
And, yes, penguins are fat as pigs.

December 18, 2016

Antarctica is close to Australia: I better start digging in my backyard for possible Atlantis artifacts: might make the “False News” press.

The only plausible explanation for “Atlantis” is mythical, developed round fables about some early civilization in the Med. at the time of the explosion of the Santorini volcano (THERA)some 3.500 years ago.

(PS: The ‘tsunami” caused by that same volcanic explosion in the MED. has also been used as a possible “real” explanation for the “Crossing of the Red Sea” by Moses and the Israelites: an initial temporary retreat of water round some parts of the Nile Delta followed by the same area being totally swamped by the tidal wave)

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