BEST OBIT EVER

Posted by Christopher Johnson | Friday, December 16th, 2016 | Uncategorized | 2 Comments

I REALLY wish I’d known Chris Connors:

Chris Connors died, at age 67, after trying to box his bikini-clad hospice nurse just moments earlier. Ladies man, game slayer, and outlaw Connors told his last inappropriate joke on Friday, December 9, 2016, that which cannot be printed here. Anyone else fighting ALS and stage 4 pancreatic cancer would have gone quietly into the night, but Connors was stark naked drinking Veuve in a house full of friends and family as Al Green played from the speakers.

Throughout his life, he was an accomplished hunter and birth control device tester (with some failures, notably Caitlin Connors, 33; Chris Connors, 11; and Liam Connors, 8).

Absolut vodka and Simply Orange companies are devastated by the loss of Connors.

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2 Comments to BEST OBIT EVER

The Little Myrmidon
December 16, 2016

From Quincy, MA …cause that’s how we roll in Quincy.

The Little Myrmidon
December 16, 2016

This showed up the day before yesterday in my Facebook group, Quincy is EVERYTHING, and apparently quite a few people here grew up with Connors and remember him as being just as described.

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