MCJ CONTEST

Wednesday, October 15th, 2008 | Uncategorized

We haven’t had one of these in a while.  But the Chairman-and-CEO of MidConJo Enterprises has decided that this picture absolutely cries out for a caption contest. 

The contest runs for a week and the winner receives a coffee mug.  Enter in the comments as many times as you like.

Both Anglicans and people who have never been inside an Anglican church are eligible and the decisions of the judge(me) are final.   Entries deemed inappropriate will be deleted and will probably cost you any chance at the title. 

Employees of the MCJ and their families ARE eligible so if in the opinion of the judge(me), I come up with something better than you, I win.

Here’s three to start you off:

(1) Kate and I knocked back a few shots of Everclear before the service and MAN, was I pixellated.

(2) I told you that you couldn’t keep three large anchovy pizzas down, Brian.  You’re not in college anymore, dude.

(3) So how did the prostate surgery go, Doctor Bishop?

UPDATE: The contest is now closed.  Vote for the winner here.

169 Comments to MCJ CONTEST

anonagain
October 15, 2008

Trick or treat!

FW Ken
October 16, 2008

Klaatu barada nikto

The Wayward Episcopalian
October 16, 2008

“So the tailor told me he was Native American, but it turns out he was actually a retired pre-school teacher obsessed with fingerpaints and macaroni.”

Donna B. Goode
October 16, 2008

“I don’t know what you put into those wafers, Brian, but I want some more!”

Truth Unites... and Divides
October 16, 2008

“Trick or Treat!! I wanna eat some sheet!!”

philosoph0123
October 16, 2008

And so, my minion, to show your complete and utter subservience to ME, your primatial bishop, you must wear…THIS!

GB
October 16, 2008

You have abolutely nothing to worry about, guy. Let me tell you about MY indaba group.

Alexander Scott
October 16, 2008

Kate: “I’m a Mac”

Brian: “and I’m a PC”

The Little Myrmidon
October 16, 2008

It’s SHOWTIME!!

dwstroudmd
October 16, 2008

And it’s a tie! Our judges couldn’t decide which was the worst dressed!

The Pilgrim
October 16, 2008

“Trust me, Brian. If it plays in San Francisco it will play in Boise.”

William Tighe
October 16, 2008

Sauron and Spouse

The Little Myrmidon
October 16, 2008

I CAN HAS DIOCESE?

tjmcmahon
October 16, 2008

California bishops threaten PB and bishop of Idaho with deposition for Abandoning the Fashion Rules of this Church.

The Little Myrmidon
October 16, 2008

Brian: “Let me hold the Chalice.”

Kate: “No! I get to hold the Chalice.”

(Scuffle. scuffle…)

Kate: “Oops, my bad. That’s gonna leave a stain.”

Jeff in VA
October 16, 2008

“As you can see, Bishop Schori, this is the very latest in liturgical camo.”

“Well yes, Bishop Thom, but why those particular colors?”

“…”

Therese Z
October 16, 2008

Assembling for the Halloween costume parade, Katie and Thommy proudly showed off their mother’s handiwork.

John Gibson
October 16, 2008

Hey… Kate… do these vestments make my butt look fat?

Antique
October 16, 2008

Red and orange and green and blue,
shiney yellow, purple too.
It’s Rainbow Coalition Day–
wear your worst, pretend you’re gay!

Anglican Observer
October 16, 2008

Circus Maximus Anglicanum

Zach Frey
October 16, 2008

“Do these vestments make me look fat?”

Steve L.-
October 16, 2008

Brian, have you considered Depends?

The Little Myrmidon
October 16, 2008

They’re only one step away from this.

rfrost
October 16, 2008

Riders board their floats as the Krewe of Gaia gets set to roll down Bourbon Street.

Antique
October 16, 2008

Brian: Umm, Kate? Your cross is bent.

Kate: Brian, you got a paperclip on top of that pole and you’re questioning MY artistic style?

Antique
October 16, 2008

Brian: It represents, like, protective plates and all that. The armor of God. You know, chainmail?

Kate: That’s chainPERSON, Brian.

Antique
October 16, 2008

Brian: It represents, like, protective plates and all that. The armor of God. You know, chainmail?

Kate: And which god would that be, Brian?

Antique
October 16, 2008

Brian: It represents, like, protective plates and all that. The armor of God. You know, chainmail?

Kate: Well put it, along with your god, back into the box where you found it.

Miss Sippi
October 16, 2008

As far as I’m concerned, #2, FW Ken, is the winner hands down.

Antique
October 16, 2008

The Episcopal Church unveils its plan to eliminate the need for lightbulbs, thus reducing our carbon footprint. “Luninescent clothing will provide each person with all the light they need,” said Kate Schori, supreme litigator of the church. “We got the idea from Matthew 5 or something like that, where it says we should let our own light shine.”

Smurf Breath
October 16, 2008

“TEC goes on a promotional tour for their new line of psychedelic Italian ices.”

“Brian, I think you need to turn your antialiasing on.”

Phil Hobbs
October 16, 2008

Nice threads, Brian…The emerging-from-the-inferno motif is soooo edgy, but the boss might say it was a bit premature, no?

Phil Hobbs
October 16, 2008

Minor mod:

I dunno, Brian…The emerging-from-the-inferno motif is soooo edgy, but the boss might say it was a bit premature, no?

Pilgrim
October 16, 2008

This photo reminds me of the comment (can’t remember who made it) that “Barney Frank doesn’t want to burn the flag. He just wants to wrap up in it and sing show tunes.”

Sharkey (apologies to JRR Tolkien here) and the gang, including the new Bishop of Idaho, clearly remain committed to the concept of “many colors.”

DeeBee
October 16, 2008

Brian: “Gee, Kate, I wonder if these awful getups will get us into an MCJ Photo Caption Contest?”

Kate: “I dunno, Brian. I’ve been trying to win that coffee mug for years . . .”

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Kate: “Hey, Brian! Is that an emission, or are you just glad to see me?”

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Both (in harmony): “When the moooooooon is in the seventh howwwwwse . . .”

KC
October 16, 2008

even Gene Robinson says that’s gay

Paula Loughlin
October 16, 2008

These Colorful Bishop Easter treats come in chocolate too.

Once again the Mothers of The Bride fail to coordinate their dress for the big day.

Are you sure these can be seen by Avatars in space?

Ok let’s see them make Oven Mitt comments now.

Gayle
October 16, 2008

“Hey, Katie managed to snag the Pope room down at Boca di Bepa and I figured that this fit the motif and was already pre-disastered. Dude, is this cool or what? I can be a total slob with the pasta and nobody will know the difference.”

Paula Loughlin
October 16, 2008

correction to one of the above

Once again the mothers of the bride and groom fail to coordinate their dress for the big day.

Gregg the Obscure
October 16, 2008

Selling ad space to Operation Rescue then blurring the copy was a brilliant move!

Father Wilson
October 16, 2008

Dammit, Brian, I TOLD you we couldn’t put this all in one wash load with the underwear!

Mark Windsor
October 16, 2008

I don’t know, every time I look at this I just hear Bevis and Butthead’s laugh. But, alas, I must say…

“New York is where I’d rather stay.
I get allergic smelling hay.
I just adore a penthouse view.
Dah-ling I love you but give me Park Avenue.”

or

“I am Barak Obama and I approve of this message.”

or

“You can’t possibly be serious. First, how can you say that Tony Stark was a cooler guy than Bruce Wayne? I mean, HELLOOOOO! And you have Robin, and whatshername, and the butler guy, and Cat Woman. Now, she was empowered. Why, I’d even say… Oh, look, a camera.”

David Fischler
October 16, 2008

“Children of the night…what music they make!”

Smurf Breath
October 16, 2008

“Finding Nemo II: Nemo’s Consecration”

“And God saw that the fashion crimes of TEC was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of her Bishops was only about loud, ugly vestments continually.”

“Now all we need are the wigs and fake noses, and we’ll be able to join Jim Cooper for communion.”

“And thou shalt become an astonishment, a proverb, and a byword, among all nations whither the LORD shall lead thee … because thou hearkenedst not unto the voice of the LORD thy God, to keep his commandments and his statutes which he commanded thee.”

The Bovina Bloviator
October 16, 2008

“I’m sorry Brian but when you celebrate a clown mass, you have to dress the part.”

DeeBee
October 16, 2008

Mind-Trippin’ Skittles: All the colors of the Psychedelic Rainbow! :-)

DeeBee
October 16, 2008

Brian: “So, Kate, what’s the best part about being an Episcopal bishop?”

Kate: “The best part? Once we sue the Neanderthals out of their church buildings, and sell them to the nearest nightclub owner, we’ll still be able to wear these rags when we visit!”

Stephen
October 16, 2008

Did they pixellate out the crosses so Episcopalians wouldn’t be offended?

Paula Loughlin
October 16, 2008

“We’re Faaabulous”

” Don’t blame me, you are the one who insisted on there being a sewing class at the drug rehab we sponsor”

“This Woodstock liturgy will really increase those ASA numbers”

“For the talent portion of our fund raiser we will do “Keep It Gay’ from the Broadway hit show, “The Producers”

bob
October 16, 2008

Hey, no more jokes about professional wrestlers…..

Albert
October 16, 2008

“We have something in common, Gene…We both want to be a bishop AND a queen!”

TIMMY
October 16, 2008

Episcopal vestments of the Mardi Gras Rite

the snarkster
October 16, 2008

Kate: Jesus, you look like a used Tampon.
Brian: Stick it up your small box.

the snarkster™

NorthoftheBorder
October 16, 2008

All Hail our Raelian Leaders – Supreme Empress Schorister and her accompayning “Lap Dog”

Fr. Tony
October 16, 2008

Kate, I hope Stacy and Clinton don’t see us!!!!!

quasimodo
October 16, 2008

Kate: Stop drop and roll!

The Little Myrmidon
October 16, 2008

Cloaking device activated in 3… 2…

R. Scott Purdy
October 16, 2008

Spilled the bong water.

The Little Myrmidon
October 16, 2008

Badges? We don’t need no stinkin’ badges!

tired
October 16, 2008

(1) I love the 70s. (episode 17)

(2) What to wear to a clown eucharist. (from the Bishop’s Handbook)

(3) That’s Bishop Roy on the right, and Bishop G. Biv on the left.

(4) The devastating effect of Pantone deafness.

(http://www.pantone.com/pages/pantone/pantone.aspx?ca=2)

(5) “Sorry I’m late, the power was out when I was vesting.” “You don’t say…”

(6) “We’ll see how it comes out – there’s only so much I can do with photoshop.”

(7) “Dude, I’m like totally ripped – Phish has gotten back together.”

;-)

Rod
October 16, 2008

Maybe THIS will burn Chris’ eyelids shut!

Red Cardigan
October 16, 2008

Gather us in, the NewChurch Impassioned,
Gather us in, the tragically lame;
Mercif’ly grant us *some* sense of fashion,
Heal those struck blind by our Vestments of Shame…

Heather Price
October 16, 2008

“What was it about the brown acid? Do or don’t?”
“Dunno. I did.”
“Me too.”

ann r
October 16, 2008

Kate: I’m doing the frozen one at the bottom. Which circle of hell do you represent?

or

Kate: I thought ocean depth colors were appropriate for me. Are you celebrating mother earth’s volcanoes?

The_Archer_of_the_Forest
October 16, 2008

“Put the doobie down and back away! The ’70s are over!”

tired
October 16, 2008

(8) It didn’t take long for the Bishop to realize that if was going to download vestments from the internet, he would need something more than a dot matrix printer.

(9) Why all sales are final at the Almy Outlet.

(10) “Sorry I’m late, it took me a while to find my styptic pen.”

;-)

Christopher Hathaway
October 16, 2008

You have to stand back and cross your eyes to see the 3D mark of the beast on this.

Toral
October 16, 2008

“No, Brian, lt doesn’t look like an avant garde and inclusive Shroud of Turin.”

R. Scott Purdy
October 16, 2008

Poster children for the MDG’s

DeeBee
October 16, 2008

Kate: “So, on the way over here, Brian just _had_ to do Wendy’s drive-thru and get a Baconator&reg . . .”

DeeBee
October 16, 2008

Well, I guess the “registered trademark” code doesn’t work . . . ;-)

DeeBee
October 16, 2008

“Don’t worry, Kate! I’ll save you from those tomatoes the peasants are hurling!!!”

Gerard E.
October 16, 2008

The second place finishers in the Bad Litugical Wear Fashion Wear contest buck up graciously in defeat.

DeeBee
October 16, 2008

“Just before my consecration ceremony, I sat down to look at the diocesan account ledgers, and I accidentally spilt the ink bottle.”

DeeBee
October 16, 2008

The Presiding Bishop and the newly-consecrated Bishop of Idaho proudly present banners bearing a comprehensive diagram of TEC theology.

tired
October 16, 2008

(11) “Umm, yes, in fact it is a rental. Why do you ask?”

(12) “I can’t believe you just referred to me as “yo homeslice chili dawg.”

(13) “So it is true about mentos and communion wine.”

(14) “Well, at least that explains why nobody would hug me during the peace.”

(15) “Relax, it will probably come out with a little club soda.”

;-)

Antique
October 16, 2008

Tired,

I like your #3. Bishops Roy and G. Biv. Perfect!

Stephen
October 16, 2008

“WHITE shoes? What were you thinking???”

“Really? Laundry day for you too?”

Therese Z
October 16, 2008

“Ordinary Time!”

“Feast!”

“ORDINARY TIME!”

“FEAST!”

“GET YOUR @*#&%*# CROZIER OFF MY FOOT!”

Anglican Observer
October 16, 2008

Will the real Bozo the Clown please step forward and honk his or her horn ?

Dan
October 16, 2008

1. We’re here to present our credentials to the Vulcan ambassador.

2. I’m not a bishop but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.

3. We’re here to try out for the New Village People.

4. I’m Dickens, She’s Fenster.

5. Brian, you look like a gay Dalek.

Smurf Breath
October 16, 2008

Remarkable cleric, the TEC Bishop, innit, ay? Beautiful plumage!

Megan Loughlin
October 16, 2008

“Somewhere over the rainbow” We love you Judy.

Joe Jackson
October 16, 2008

Katharine: Nice threads, Brian. So who’s your tailor?
Brian: Pierre of Pocatello. How ’bout yours, Katie?
Katharine: I shop around. And don’t call me Katie.

Paula Loughlin
October 16, 2008

All Your Vestments Are Belong To Us.

Paula Loughlin
October 16, 2008

this is from my daughter, Megan.

” You would tell me if I looked silly in this right?” from MST3K

Ragin Cajun
October 16, 2008

Vestments by Verizon Wireless

Can you SEE me now?

Can you see me NOW?

GB
October 16, 2008

I vote for Mr. Mark Windsor.

victor
October 16, 2008

To equality… AND BEYOND!

Maureen
October 16, 2008

“Plus, plus,
Viz., viz.,
Oh, what a… good grief…
it is….”

James Akers
October 16, 2008

“Well, what are we *%#@! doing wrong? It seems to work for Akinola!”

James Akers
October 16, 2008

“Well, what are we doing wrong? It seems to work for Akinola!”

James Akers
October 16, 2008

“Well, what are we doing wrong? It seems to work for ++Akinola!”

Daniel Muller
October 16, 2008

[after throwing acid on the Blob]

Kate, the nurse: Doctor, nothing will stop it!

Jon W
October 16, 2008

I totally vote for Myrmidon’s second one: “I CAN HAS DIOCESE?” Perfect!

R. Scott Purdy
October 16, 2008

The only way to compete for attention with VGR.

Clown Celebrant
October 16, 2008

Brian: I can’t wait to have my first indaba…
KBeejeebers: Gesundheit!
Brian: Oh, bloody hell I’ve been run over by a commuter train…

Sodbuster
October 17, 2008

Outtake from “Trial of a Time-Lord”

LaVallette
October 17, 2008

My deep plunging neckline is bigger then yours, Presbish!!!

the pilgrim
October 17, 2008

“Dammiit Kate! Next time we do a clown mass, make sure there’s only seltzer in the seltzer bottle!”

DeeBee
October 17, 2008

Brian: “With my aggressive good looks and these killer threads, I’m a shoe-in to win the next installment of ‘America’s Next Top Bishop’!!!”

The Little Myrmidon
October 17, 2008

I see Jon W frequents the Cheezburger site. Heh.

The Little Myrmidon
October 17, 2008

Kate and Thom prepare for the dress-rehearsal of Nineteen Diggity-Six, The Musical.

Jeff
October 17, 2008

We are the Knights Who Say “Neeeee!!!!”

Jeff
October 17, 2008

Ok, so all-seeing, all-knowing Wikipedia shows the spelling is “Ni!”

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knights_who_say_Ni

Smurf Breath
October 17, 2008

Brian: You think we went a little over the top with the vestments?

Kate: Look at it this way. We haven’t violated Scripture. One out of three ain’t bad.

The Little Myrmidon
October 17, 2008

Kate: “Plunk yer magic twanger, froggie!”

Brian: “Hiya kids! Hiya, hiya, hiya!!”

Alfred North
October 17, 2008

“Come, Flaminica–we don’t want to be late for the auguries.”

“You go ahead, dear–I have to feed the Sacred Geese first.”

Susan
October 17, 2008

Look, look to our rainbow, follow us ’cause we follow a dream.

harry
October 17, 2008

Me and My shadow
strolling down the avenue

Paula Loughlin
October 17, 2008

The hazing at the School For Shepherds gets out of hand.

It is not widely known that Elton John sent thank you vestments for that lovely birthday bash at the Cathedral.

Mrs. Lawrence
October 17, 2008

ENS: Bob Weir, one of the last surviving members of the psychedelic rock group, The Grateful Dead has presented the Presiding Bishop of TEC, Katherine Jefforts Schori and her fellow bishops with psychedelic vestments to honor and celebrate the firm commitment TEC has shown through the decades to ideals behinds the psychedelic rock movement. At the unveiling Presiding Katherine Jefforts Schori gave thanks for the life and genius that was Gerry Garcia, “My joy at these new vestments which signify the deep and profound connection between the lives and teachings of both Jesus Christ and Gerry Garcia is only hindered by the knowledge that Rev. Gerry could not be with us here tonight. But we know Rev. Gerry is here with us in spirit and, in my favorite flavor of ice cream. And for that all Episcopalians no matter how they differ on issues can truly give thanks to Ben and Jerry.”

Peggy
October 17, 2008

Let’s find the popes in the pizza. Oops! We’re anti-papists!

Sacerdotal451
October 17, 2008

“Have no fear….EpiscoGirl and the Flaming Bishop are here!”

Sacerdotal451
October 17, 2008

“You know, these looked better on the manequins at the costume shop.”

Sacerdotal451
October 17, 2008

“Tasteful schmasteful, we’re out to make a statement.”

Sacerdotal451
October 17, 2008

“The giant squid like it.”

Sacerdotal451
October 17, 2008

“Do you think these are too much? Naw….we didn’t either!”

nolongeranepiscopalian
October 17, 2008

Which one will be the winner on this season’s “Project Runway”?

SP
October 17, 2008

I got this from a mohel.

Amy
October 17, 2008

Now voting for the vestments for GC2009 – Which is more appropriate for Ubuntu?

Daniel Muller
October 18, 2008

“Come, Flaminica–… the auguries.”

“… the Sacred Geese first.”

mirabile visu … flectamus genua

English: Awesome!

eric
October 18, 2008

Get audio of the Beevis and Butthead laugh, please.

Sandra K
October 18, 2008

Got mine on Ebay, where’d you get yours.

Smurf Breath
October 18, 2008

Kate: “First time visitors to our Church will receive a $10 gas card and a giant, bishop shaped lava lamp.”

Smurf Breath
October 18, 2008

I’m a marine biologist. You should have listened when I told you you’d get the bends if you came up too fast.

Smurf Breath
October 18, 2008

I am serious. And don’t call me Schori.

Peter C.
October 18, 2008

Most Flamboyant – 2008 Boise Gay Pride Parade

The Little Myrmidon
October 18, 2008

And tonight, right here on ourrr shewww (Ed Sullivan voice) we have the Dynamic Duo, Kate Crusader and her side-kick Robbin’.

Smurf Breath
October 18, 2008

Why is Kirk Cameron pointing that hose at me?

Christopher Hathaway
October 18, 2008

A new line of compact florescent vestments powered entirely by bovine emesions.

[...] So it’s still anybody’s ballgame. [...]

Duane
October 18, 2008

beer before liquor, never been sicker!

sufficiently irreverent
October 18, 2008

Toto,I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.

Maria
October 18, 2008

We’re wearing the pantone color guide. Your argument is invalid.

Disciple
October 18, 2008

“One toke over the line sweet Jesus…”

The Little Myrmidon
October 18, 2008

Woo! Hoo! I’m in second place? Feets don’t fail me now.

PeruvianBrit
October 18, 2008

Kate I’m really sorry. You’ll have to say “beam me up Scotty again”

PeruvianBrit
October 18, 2008

Stop poking me wiv yer stick, Katie m’dear!

Christopher Johnson
October 18, 2008

You’re not necessarily in second, TLM, but you are competitive. So you and everybody else should keep ‘em coming.

The Little Myrmidon
October 18, 2008

Christopheer: As P. G. Wodehouse wrote, “I’m writing as funny as I can.”

Clown Celebrant
October 18, 2008

B: I think I’m bleeding from my ears.
K: Just hand over the deeds and nobody else gets hurt.

Paula Loughlin
October 18, 2008

The negotiations with the Altar Guild Union take an ugly turn.

Paula Loughlin
October 18, 2008

No One Expects The Rainbow Inquisition.

DeeBee
October 19, 2008

Brian: “Wow, there’s a leader or two, followed by a whole pack of contenders!”

Kate: “Are to referring to the MCJ Caption Contest?”

Brian: “No, the Fastest-Orthodox-Diocese-Leaving-TEC Contest!!”

DeeBee
October 19, 2008

Brian: “Ohhh, I get it! It takes a drug reference or two to win the MCJ Caption Contest!”

Kate (slurring): “Whhhhaaadya saaaayyyyyy?”

Brian: “Uhhh, I forget. Pass the munchies, willya?”

Kate: “I thinnnnk you allllready diiiddd . . .”

Christopher Hathaway
October 19, 2008

Squid Girl and Lava Boy ready to combat the dreaded Communion Abandoners.

Perpetua
October 19, 2008

Kate: I couldn’t find the matching hat.
Brian: Just keep smiling and I’m sure no one will notice.

Paula Loughlin
October 19, 2008

” My Dada can beat up your Dada”

Paula Loughlin
October 19, 2008

It’s all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.

The Little Myrmidon
October 19, 2008

OK, couldn’t resist:

Schori (in machanical CATS voice):

ALL YOUR CHURCH ARE BELONG TO US

Brian: WHAT YOU SAY!!

Schori: HA HA HA

Perpetua
October 19, 2008

P. S.
Here is a photo of Kate with the same hat but with slightly more matching vestments.

LaVallette
October 19, 2008

The Monster from Beneath the Green Coaral Seas, fresh from her underwater squid research expedition, meets the Wonder from Outer space still showing the heat friction effects of travel through the earth’s atmosphere,

LaVallette
October 19, 2008

The Monster from Beneath the Green and Purple Seas with her speargun and fresh from her squid research expedition, meets the Wonder from Outer Space with the heat friction effects of travel through the earth’s atmosphere prominently displayed on his helmet and flying suit.

John K
October 19, 2008

Thes figures were removed from Mme Tussaud’s as being too outrageous to be believable. No one would dress like this!

Anna
October 20, 2008

Kate: Brian, I didn’t know that you were a volcanologist in your previous life.

The Little Myrmidon
October 26, 2008

Hi! Am able to get into the site. Yaaaayyyy!!1!

The Little Myrmidon
October 26, 2008

For our next act, folks, we’re going to sing Shine, Jesus, Shine!

Clifford
October 26, 2008

1. Presiding Bishop Katherin Jefferts-Schori stands with Mr. Rob Biggles, Senior Warden, who played ‘Ciaphas’ in St. Pat’s recent rendition of Jesus Christ, Superstar.

2. Presiding Bishop Katherin Jefferts-Schori admires some of the new vestments donated by the McDonald’s Corporation.

3. “Don’t sweat it, Bishop. Blackwell’s dead.”

4. “You might want to change Bishop. We already have a flamer….”

Clifford
October 26, 2008

Sorry, that should be…

4. “You might want to change, Bishop. We already have a flamer….”

The sender regrets the error.

DeeBee
October 26, 2008

Brian: “Kate, I did what you said. Really! I put this design in place of the mcj.com site. It lasted for a whole week, until that blasted Griffith fixed it . . .”

Timetogo
October 27, 2008

DISESTABLISHMENTARIANS

clifford
October 27, 2008

5. “Actually Bishop, that’s more than enough cowbell.”

6. Presiding Bishop Katherine Jafferts-Schori prepares to bless new vestments made in honor of RCRC Day. No, wait….

R. Scott Purdy
October 27, 2008

Awaiting their millstones.

R. Scott Purdy
October 27, 2008

Must have washed these in the blood of the wrong lamb.

DeeBee
October 28, 2008

Brian: “I want the last word – let me do the benediction!”
Kate: “No. I’m the PeeBee, so I get the last word!”
Brian: “My turn!”
Kate: “No, MY TURN!”
Brian: “Hey, what say we do the benediction together?”
Kate: “OK!”
Both: “May the Deity Concept(TM) Be With You!!”

The Little Myrmidon
October 31, 2008

So when will the WINNAHS be announced?

The Editor
October 31, 2008

I’m going to take it to this coming Tuesday. So it’ll be some time after that.

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