EX CATHEDRA
Wednesday, May 30th, 2012 | Uncategorized
Every since the demise of Lil Slice O’ Goofy, AKA, the Episcopal News Service letters to the editor section(dear LORD, I miss old friend Ed Clarke of Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio), good letters to the editor have been tough to find. So I was delighted when the St. Louis Post-Dispatch printed this free theology lesson from Mr. Paul. M. Jeannot of Foristel, Missouri:
In my opinion, a “Catholic belief” is what followers actually “do” rather than what the hierarchy “wants” them to do. So the practice of birth control is what most Catholic women do and is, therefore, a “Catholic belief”.
Take that, Pope!
Seriously, when you mackeral snappers get around to turning banging Hooters waitresses on a regular basis, free booze, government-grown high-grade chronic, free rolling papers and discount bong-cleaning services, just to name a few, into “Catholic beliefs,” let me know and I’ll convert the day before yesterday.
16 Comments to EX CATHEDRA
Jesus weeps.
May 30, 2012
“In my opinion, a “Catholic belief” is what followers actually “do” rather than what the hierarchy “wants” them to do. So the practice of birth control is what most Catholic women do and is, therefore, a “Catholic belief”.”
Wait a minute.
How does disobedient Catholic women turn into a “Catholic belief”?
May 30, 2012
As WOPR would say: The only winning move in the game of arguing with someone with no use for the truth is not to play.
May 30, 2012
so all sin is Catholic belief?
May 30, 2012
May be the same Ed Clarke. God rest his soul if it is.
http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/ohio/obituary.aspx?n=edward-n-clarke&pid=155142292&fhid=2780
May 30, 2012
Yeah, probably. RIP, Ed.
May 30, 2012
So….when I was drinking myself into oblivion years back, I was establishing new dogma for the Roman Church?
I guess this is how child murder (abortion) became a sacrament for some folks.
May 30, 2012
Foristel? Not exactly known as a magnet for intelligent people.
May 30, 2012
Perhaps Roman Catholics should do things like the Episcopalians: Pick a small minority who practice something antithetical to the faith and turn what they “do” into a central tenet.
May 31, 2012
As Ron White says,
“You can’t fix stupid.”
“You can’t fix stupid…”
Yeah, that’s right, but you sure can avoid it like the plague!
May 31, 2012
Sorry that is a modern Anglican concept. Since there are many Catholics who use contraception and many Catholics who do not, they both cannot be Catholic “beliefs”. There is no provision in Catholicsm for “living together in tension” while holding opposite beliefs on issues of faith and morals. Catholic beliefs are what the Catholic Church teaches through its Magisterium, i.e. its teaching authority. That is what “ex cathedra” means.
Authoritarian you say? Blame Jesus Christ. Matthew 16:19: “I will give you the keys of the kingdom of heaven; whatever you bind on earth will be bound in heaven, and whatever you loose on earth will be loosed in heaven.”
However that is not to say that the “Post Vatican II” Catholic dissenters do not have sympathy with the letter in the St Loius Post/Dispatch. They have hijacked and deliberately misinterpretated one of that Council’s document titled “Sensum Fidelium”, and they argue that what the Catholic Church MUST believe is what its followers want. They even have suggested a Consitution for the Church, built on the USA model to provide for democratic election of the hierarchy and therefore democratic control over its “legislative” process. The entire edifice of the dissident group “Voice of the Faithful” (almost defunct after only 10 years) and of the dissident positions of the Leadership Conference of Women Religious (LCWR) (recently called to account by the Vatican) is based on these principles. It is very much along the lines of the ‘do what you will mentality” that is tearing Anglicanism apart.
May 31, 2012
Hmmmm….based on Johnson’s Law of Episcopal Thermodynamics, won’t this make Paul M Jeannot the next Episcopal bishop of Missouri? (even without mention in MCJ, he seems to have all the current qualifications for high office in TEC- liberal revisionist Roman Catholic who wants to take polls of small samplings of other revisionist Catholics, and use those outcomes to define the work of the Holy Spirit)
May 31, 2012
“You can’t fix stupid…”
You CAN vote it out.
May 31, 2012
Si se puede!
May 31, 2012
“You can’t fix stupid…”
You CAN vote it out.
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In 2008 Obama got voted in.
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