NOBODY LISTENS TO ME

Thursday, December 8th, 2011 | Uncategorized

I TOLD them that’s where it was.

31 Comments to NOBODY LISTENS TO ME

Dale Matson
December 8, 2011

Perhaps they will next find Prince Albert in the Can.

Brize
December 8, 2011

If you told them so, I guess that means urine for some sort of reward?

Anne B.
December 8, 2011

With a header like that, they should at least provide a photo.

Fuinseoig
December 8, 2011

I can sleep soundly at nights now that that vexing question has been answered.

:-)

Bill (not IB)
December 8, 2011

Alas, the possibility for double entendre and low-brow humor from this gem is just so inviting……….

But I will not succumb. I will not speculate as to how this porcelain marvel was incredibly transported very recently from the PB’s private restroom at 815 to a strange underwater location, where its’ true origins and usage in mysterious rituals will forever be lost amidst mistaken interpretations based on where it was discovered.

And I will not sink to yellow journalism.

Barney
December 8, 2011

KJS used a urinal? That explains just about everything…

Bill is right, the urge for low humor is tempting beyond belief…

Resistance is futile… you will be assimilated.

Sybil Marshall
December 8, 2011

I love you guys!

Daniel aka Fisherman
December 8, 2011

Neat. He didn’t contaminate the planet with all those plastic cups from the doc’s office ;)

Dr Alice
December 8, 2011

Dale, I think you just won Comment of the Decade.

clifford
December 8, 2011

Funny, I thought the Baltic WAS his urinal.

Barney
December 8, 2011

Must resist… Must resist… can not give into the urge for off-color humor…

Galletta
December 8, 2011

How can it be his when I thought it was urinal?:)

The Little Myrmidon
December 8, 2011

A little humor from behind the Irony Curtain?

Daniel Muller
December 8, 2011

I found the article itself to be quite boring, but the two linked articles to be fascinating, even if one of them was from 2000. I am going to send them on to a friend.

Ed the Roman
December 8, 2011

I think Dale gets a mug.

J.M. Heinrichs
December 9, 2011
Sparky
December 9, 2011

Dale goes to the head of the class–what a relief for him.

Dale Matson
December 9, 2011

Sparky,
There is a certain irony to your comment since most of my comments got me sent to the back of the class (once to the principal’s office). In my day, that was the sentence of the gulag. God took note of this and has wisely kept me in the back of His classroom.

Brize
December 9, 2011

‘”Head” of the class?’ Sparky must be a Navy man.

Stephen
December 9, 2011

It’s always in the last place you look.

The Little Myrmidon
December 9, 2011

Speaking of being sent to the principal’s office, this is off-topic (but seasonal!)

Michael D
December 9, 2011

Sparky: In this case it is not the head of the class that is important, but rather the class of the head.

bob
December 9, 2011

Dale. WOW.
Nothin but net.

Martial Artist
December 9, 2011

@Bill (not IB),

I can only surmise, but based on your apparent awareness of its “usage in mysterious rituals” suggests that it may be related to the altars found at the Motel of the Mysteries, as documented in David Macaulay’s book of the same name.

Pax et bonum,
Keith Töpfer

Martial Artist
December 9, 2011

@Ed the Roman,

Perhaps we should give him his choice of any of the mugs from Father Z’s blog site. My recommendation would be either the Unreconstructed Ossified Manualist mug, or the Save The Liturgy, Save The World mug. Then again, maybe we could just give him his choice of mugs from Father Z.

Pax et bonum,
Keith Töpfer

Galletta
December 9, 2011

I can’t help but wonder who made the urinal–American Standard or Thomas Crapper.

Galletta
December 9, 2011

May be Kohler made the urinal.

Sparky
December 9, 2011

Kohler missed this urinal, but made the money.

Dr. Mabuse
December 10, 2011

I’m relieved to learn that it’s been at the bottom of the Baltic for 96 years. Must be clean at last…IS IT???

Christopher Hathaway
December 10, 2011

They found it just in time. Now they can flush the Euro.

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