Posted by Christopher Johnson | Thursday, February 24th, 2011 | Uncategorized | 9 Comments
Nanner McBotoxEgo must be really tough to shop for:
The Democratic National Committee wanted to honor Nancy Pelosi Thursday — but its praise wasn’t good enough for the House minority leader.
I’ll bet when young Nanner and her fiancé were shopping for an engagement ring, Nanner was all like, “Not that one, stupid! The big one in the back! Yeah, I know how much it costs!! Figure out a way to afford it, dumbass!!”
When the DNC’s Resolutions Committee brought up a resolution commemorating Pelosi’s years as speaker of the House, Pelosi’s daughter sought to alter the proposal at her mother’s behest, adding some of the accomplishments that the elder Pelosi felt the committee had overlooked.
And God help Mr. Nanner if he ever comes home from the market with Jim Beam.
“I have some friendly amendments,” said Christine Pelosi, a political strategist, at the committee’s session during the DNC Winter Meeting at the Marriott Wardman Park hotel Thursday afternoon. She is a member of the committee.
Around Christmas, Nanner probably tells her family, “Just give me lots of money. I’m sick of the crap you people always buy me.”
“You think I’m kidding,” Christine Pelosi added, to surprised laughter from the room. The proposed changes, she indicated, came out of a discussion with her mother.
When Nanner wins her Nobel Peace Prize, she’s going to open her Oslo acceptance speech with, “Let’s get one thing straight. That medal’s going to have to be twice as big and you’re going to have to come up with four times the scratch. Oh, and you stupid Vikings are going to have to pick up my first-class jet fare home.”