So what you’re saying is that the only hope of TEc’s recovery is if Katharine Jefferts-Schori can convince Katy Perry to engage in a sexcharist? In which she puts the Purple Haze mitre upon Katy’s head and strokes her lovingly with a crozier? You might be onto something.

I’m a flexisexual. I never have a set schedule for having carnal knowledge of hubs.

“Ever since Madonna planted that wet kiss on Britney Spears in front of millions of television viewers at the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards” I don’t think she was kissing Britney. I think she was sucking the life out of her. Ever since that kiss, Britney’s career has been down the dumper.

Let’s see: a moment that probably had its zenith (or nadir) back in 2003, all of seven years ago.

Just trendy and cutting-edge enough for TEC to adopt!

Well, that explains the song, you know, “when Heaven touches earth like a sloppy wet kiss”(How He Loves Us) (or something) … I’m sure glad to understand what that meant…
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The first and only time I watched Glee there were two supposed-to-be high-school cheerleaders, laying in bed together pressed lip to toe, necking because they were bored, “making lady babies” as they put it.

Fuinseoig, you’re exactly right. That’s just about how long it takes for TEc’s media-savvy trendmasters to clue in and glom on. By my calculation, the Martha Stewcharist (individually monogrammed hosts) should make its debut at the 2012 General Convention, with the Ellen Degencharist (“Every deputy gets a no-gas Nissan Leaf!”) arriving in 2015.

although they are not gay or even bisexual, they enjoy flirting and kissing girls…

what the rest of us call being “in denial”

The article is largly correct, but matters not…we have to discern if acting on our desires (fleeting, ingrained, fluid, whatever) is keeping with God’s plan for humanity and act (or don’t act) accordingly.
What many of the protestants have done s say that if you feel it, God wants you to act on it, therefore it’s not a sin….wrong.

Many non-Protestants say and do that too, Diane. That’s not exclusive to any one single denomination.

“…women have been loosening up…” Ya got that right, when it comes to the liberal variety.

I like kissing girls, but not any of the others mentioned, so I must be a “femisexualist.”

And, once again, these folks show their bigotry toward other species by limiting the kissing choices to humans. Humpf! Mongrel mutt I had as a kids used to slobber all over me. Hey, I’m a “caninesexuall,” too!

Is boredom with egregious sinners a sin of commission or omission? Someone let me know before Confession on Saturday!

Apparently the word “bicurious” has gone out of fashion, or something? But “heteroflexible” has been around for a while.

As to women loosening up, there were some girls at school when I were a lad (back in England) who were said to have experimented with each other a bit. Back then it was just teenagers being teenagers, but now they’d probably have cultural analysts swarming all over them trying to figure out what this means for the evolving attitudes of youth or something.

It’s usually a case of “my boyfriend was mean and dumped me”, “if we do this in front of guys they’ll suddenly think we’re hot”, “fine, I’m so lonely I’ll try this”, or “I’ve worked my way through all the guys so I’ll try the other 50% of the population.

Desperate or power-hungry, but very seldom curious or flexible. Obviously it beats suicide as a coping mechanism, but people saying it’s healthy are really saying “I like women being really desperate, right in front of me!”

Maureen, I like your analysis the best. That sure sounds like girls to me.

Sinner, that’s not called “being in denial.” That’s called “laughing your backside off as you mercilessly tease all the males with their tongues hanging out watching you and your best friend yank their chains by pretending to be lesbians.”