BROKEN CLOCKS

Sunday, December 21st, 2008 | Uncategorized

The bloom appears to be off the Barack Obama rose for Big Narcissism’s poster boy:

V. Gene Robinson, the Episcopal bishop of New Hampshire, whose consecration caused a painful divide in his church because he is openly gay, said that when he heard about the selection of Mr. Warren, “it was like a slap in the face.”

I thought we were going steady!  I thought we were exclusive!  How could he cheat on me like that?  No, no[sniff], I’m not crying.

Bishop Robinson had been an early public endorser of Mr. Obama’s candidacy, and said he had helped serve as a liaison between the campaign and the gay community. He said he had called officials who work for Mr. Obama to share his dismay,

And was asked who he was and why anyone in the new administration should care?  Unfortunately, no.

and been told that Mr. Obama was trying to reach out to conservatives and give everybody a seat at the table.

Although why Barack wants to talk to stupid bigots about anything at all escapes me.

“I’m all for Rick Warren being at the table,” Bishop Robinson said,

After all, how can the waiter bring me my food unless he comes to my table?

“but we’re not talking about a discussion,

Damn right you’re not.  You’re talking about yammering until everyone gives up and agrees with you.

we’re talking about putting someone up front and center at what will be the most watched inauguration in history, and asking his blessing on the nation.

And that invocation should be given by me or any other representative of the One True ChurchTM not some idiot California snake-handler.  But Robbie accidentally backs into one right answer.

And the God that he’s praying to is not the God that I know.”

Can’t argue with that.  Warren’s God exists, actually does stuff now and then, regularly changes lives and actually gets in Warren’s way from time to time.  Your pathetic wuss of a deity just sits there mechanically rubber-stamping everything you say, do and think.

Robbie?  Here’s the deal.  I don’t know the stats are but I have to think that more people show up in Mr. Warren’s church on any given Sunday than show up in every single New Hampshire Episcopal church for an entire month.

Barack Obama knows something that you can’t afford to admit to yourself.  Religiously, politically and in just about every other way one can name, guys like Rick Warren matter; Episcopal bishops don’t.  At all.  Period.

And kindly drop the “discussion” crap, you hypocritical fraud, because everyone knows that you and your pseudo-spiritual debating society have nothing to talk about with the Rick Warrens of the world.  It’s hard to seriously talk with anyone about anything when, as you suggest here, you’re convinced that they’re not only wrong but evil.

10 Comments to BROKEN CLOCKS

Jim McNeely+
December 21, 2008

What a narcissistic crybaby! He doesn’t get the nod and he starts whining and moaning about the guy who is chosen by Daddy to do something important.

And Chris, you comment about the differences between Robbie’s God and Dr. Warren’s (people don’t acknowledge the man has an earned doctorate) was spot on. Frankly, I don’t recognize Snivel-Box’s deity because he certainly isn’t the God of the Bible!

Doofus…

-Jim+

FW Ken
December 21, 2008

And the God that he’s praying to is not the God that I know.

I can’t believe he admitted in public. Talk about spilling the beans!

Are there any records of him saying that the Muslims worship the same god as Christians? That would be too good!

J.M. Heinrichs
December 21, 2008

“it was like a slap in the face.”
It was for the good after all. I feel better …

Cheers

Tom (St. Louis)
December 21, 2008

“…we’re talking about putting someone up front and center at what will be the most watched inauguration in history, and asking his blessing on the nation.”

Based on the grammatical structure of xVicki’s sentance I would say that he thinks that Pastor Warren is the one blessing the nation, not invoking God’s blessing!

The Pilgrim
December 21, 2008

Oh, who cares? I mean who gives a rip what the nominal bishop of a dwindling, post modern marginalised faux Christian sect thinks anyway. Rick Warren has a flock of 20,000 souls. Gene Robinson can barely get 4,000 people into all the pews in his diocese on a Sunday morning. Saddleback probably has Bible studies that large. Imagine: a combined Bible study class with a membership larger than the average Episcopal diocese.

I think anyone with half a brain can figure out exactly how that phone conversation went:

“Barack, it’s Gene on line one.”

“Gene? Gene who?”

Click.

FW Ken
December 21, 2008

It’s not hard to imagine, Pilgrim. There are several baptist churches here in Dallas/Fort Worth with 4000 ASA; heck, there are three Catholic parishes in Fort Worth that large, 9 in the 2000-3000 range, and 6 at 3000-4000. We have one parish in a Fort Worth suburb sitting at just under 8000.

From the chart below, I count 10 dioceses under 2,000 ASA and 4 more likely to be in that category next year. For perspective, my mid-sized Catholic parish has an ASA of 1900; the Baptist church down the street is about that size. There’s are several very large Methodist churches in the northern suburbs. One, I know has 10,000 members, although I don’t know the ASA.

http://www.episcopalchurch.org/documents/Episcopal_Totals_by_Prov__Diocese_2006-2007.pdf

So, let the gay church prelates rage. They still have money and media cache, since they make pretty pictures without making demands obnoxious to the cultural elites. But it’s a temporary thing: the sterile culture they promote will not support the pretty buildings and vestments forever.

Paula Loughlin
December 22, 2008

I do surmise it is time for dear Dr. Mabuse to polish up those Braxton Lear awards once again.

The young fogey
December 22, 2008

Your pathetic wuss of a deity just sits there mechanically rubber-stamping everything you say, do and think.

Religiously, politically and in just about every other way one can name, guys like Rick Warren matter; Episcopal bishops don’t. At all. Period.

As much as the latter may tell you about knowing someone who went to school with someone who marched with Dr King, yup.

Obama reaching out to the Episcopalians would be preaching to the proverbial choir. He knows the Prot left and the gays are in his pocket and ever shall be, world without end. (Even though black voters for O in sunny California had the blowback effect of putting in Prop 8.) By reaching out to Rick he knows he’s got nothing to lose.

Matthew
December 22, 2008

Paula,

From here it looks like Robby is going for a Baxton’s Lear Lifetime Achievement Award.

st. anonymous
December 22, 2008

Yes, one definitely gets the impression that Gene is miffed at not being chosen himself. After all, he’s a simple country bishop… which for some reason makes him very very important…

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