Mr.Johnson,
System won’t let me post on the Broken Clock thread and now claims a duplicate, although never posted it. Advice? Have copied my proposed post. Await your instructions. Thank you. Don Janousek

Word fail me. You are a genius!

Genius, but I don’t know enough people I send presents to who’d get it, or even allow me to finish explaining.

The thought of putting that face up to my mouth made me throw up a little. Would make a fine pencil cup though.

Another cheap shot from a while back, but not as creative as yours, Christopher, and not available on a handy mug:

http://redstickrant.blogspot.com/2009/01/audacity-of-satire-mitre-version.html

I beg to disagree about the “cheap shot” comment. Cheap Shots are generally undeserved… the PBJ is very deserving of such comments… Somehow though, I just don’t want to envision her in a leather outfit…

Don,

E-mail it to me, I’ll post it for you and make sure people know it’s yours.

Cliff,

Nice job, bro. You really ought to get yourself a CafePress account and sell that thing. And Chris Muir reads you? I am SO freaking jealous.

Christopher:

You very are welcome to put my up handiwork on CafePress and make a little jack for MCJ. After your counsel and advice last year when I needed it, it’s the least I can do. Or, give it to a worthy charity like LIFT STATION – a group that pays the expensive plumbing bills for poor people when their pipes clog up due to their low-flow ‘green’ toilets.

Actually, LIFT STATION doesn’t exist – I just made it up. But it would be a worthy cause if it did. Its the poor who usually suffer the consequences most when guilt-ridden, hyper-sensitive types try to force their value choices (which they can most easily afford) on everyone else. (See: Detroit, City of)One would hope Dr. Schori, a scientist, would examine the evidence scientifically and act accordingly.

Um, I think it’s the same Chris Muir. He has commented on RSR several times elsewhere. Interesting he commented on a ‘Piskie post…

“The thought of putting that face up to my mouth made me throw up a little. Would make a fine pencil cup though.”

… Well, you could start chewing tobacco. It’d make a great spitoon.

Sorry for ignorance, but what is “ZOD?”

Zod was the villain in Superman II. “Kneel before Zod!!” was a line that he said more than once.

Oh good. I’ve been looking for a good image of “Ming the Merciless.”