FOOL BRITANNIA
Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 | Uncategorized
Right now, the odds of there always being an England are not good at all:
Publishers and universities are outlawing dozens of seemingly innocuous words in case they cause offence.
Banned phrases on the list, which was originally drawn up by sociologists, include Old Masters, which has been used for centuries to refer to great painters - almost all of whom were in fact male.
It is claimed that the term discriminates against women and should be replaced by “classic artists”.
I can see them working. Michaelangelo and REO Speedwagon are two peas in the same artistic pod.
The list of banned words was written by the British Sociological Association, whose members include dozens of professors, lecturers and researchers.
The list of allegedly racist words includes immigrants, developing nations and black, while so-called “disablist” terms include patient, the elderly and special needs.
It comes after one council outlawed the allegedly sexist phrase “man on the street”,
In order to facilitate the removal of this term from the English language, men living in or visiting this particular location won’t be allowed on the streets.
and another banned staff from saying “brainstorm” in case it offended people with epilepsy.
An aside. Although I don’t officially have epilepsy, I have been treated for what is known as a seizure disorder ever since I was 18. I had one seizure in 1973 and I still have an irregular EEG that could theoretically prompt another.
I have been taking phenobarbital for the situation ever since. I find the idea that I might be insulted by the word “brainstorm” to be one of the stupidest ideas in the entire history of the human race and I believe that the people who conceived such a singularly idiotic notion are wastes of perfectly good oxygen.
But I mean that in a good way. To continue.
The list of racist terms features black, which “can be used in a racist sense” and should be changed to “black peoples” or “black communities”.
I’m screwed. Webster Groves High School’s colors are orange and [TERM THAT CAN BE USED IN A RACIST SENSE] and the University of Missouri, one of my colleges, wears uniforms of [TERM THAT CAN BE USED IN A RACIST SENSE] and gold.
Immigrants is said to have “racist overtones” because of its association with “immigration legislation”,
Those of you named Jim are going to have to have your first name legally changed. Jim Crow, doncha know.
while developing nations - intended as a more sensitive replacement for Third World - is “prejudical” because it implies a comparison with developed countries.
Although not included on the Policy Press list, the BSA warns authors against using civilisation because of its “racist overtones that derive from a colonialist perception of the world”.
Good call. Everybody knows that Great Britain and Papua New Guinea are basically interchangeable.
Among the “sexist” terms to be avoided are “seminal” and “disseminate” because they are derived from the word semen and supposedly imply a male-dominated view of the world.
I have to give these people this much credit. They certainly aren’t niggardly with the stupidity.
Authors are also told to “avoid using medical labels” when writing about disabled people as this “may promote a view of them as patients”.
What are you supposed to call disabled people who have to go to the hospital for something?
In addition, the list says “special needs” should be changed to “additional needs”, “patient” to “person” and “the elderly” to “older people”.
Stan Freberg. Prophet. And I guess calling a patient a ”sick” person would be out since sick people would be insulted by being judged by some discriminatory “perfect health” standard.
“Able-bodied person” should be replaced with “non-disabled person”, it is claimed.
Except if ”non-disabled persons” have to go to the hospital in which case they are to be referred to as “bed-warmers.”
24 Comments to FOOL BRITANNIA
“the list, which was originally drawn up by sociologists…”
This really tells you everything you need to know, but, just to make sure that you don’t miss the point, they add “The list of banned words was written by the British Sociological Association, whose members include dozens of professors, lecturers and researchers.”
None of this really comes as a surprise - I’m a low-profile inhabitant of the Ivory Towers of Academe myself. You could fill a book with examples of this sort of stupidity from the professionally intelligent - for instance, there was the Psychology lecturer who forbade her students to use the word “person” because it was sexist - includes the letters S-O-N, you know - or the fellow who objected to awarding a merit-based Bursary, and wanted the funds distributed equally among two hundred students, which would have bought them about two ball-points each, rendering the whole thing completely useless, but would have been properly egalitarian. You get the picture!
September 24, 2008
Well, this son of an immigrant and regular man in the street is not going to be patient while these idiots disseminate nonsense on black and white issues in order to ruin civilzation (no problem there, I spelled it the American way).
Let them go back to their Old Mistresses.
September 24, 2008
The NewSpeak types are insane. I really think we should just defy them through conscientious objection. Just don’t give in.
September 24, 2008
As an able-bodied person, sometime it is difficult to be patient with the elderly, Old Masters, and those with special needs. But the man-on-the-street doesn’t need to experience a brainstorm to understand that whether they are black, white, Central American immigrants, or from a developing nation, people are basically the same and all need to be shown love. Christians need to be ready to desseminate the Gospel and demonstrate a servant’s heart.
The sort of people who come out with lists like this need to be taken out and summarily shot! That would be in accord with the doctrine of Evolutionary Survival of the Fittest. Such drones do nothing to improve society, they just annoy those of us who are actually trying to preserve it in the face of such monumental stupidity! [Wonders when the word "stupid" and "stupidity" will be banned.]
September 25, 2008
Guess I had better send my master’s degree back for corrections.
If I were a woman, should I have received a mistress’ degree? Would that be morally better than an MRS degree? Or is this all an academic question?
September 25, 2008
If they ever wonder where their empire went, they can start looking here…
September 25, 2008
I live in Georgia, (US, not Soviet).
Why is that in every crisis, things are described as “going south”?
I would like to call on the MCJ to lead the effort to remove this odious insult to all of us who live South of the Mason/Dixon line from the American lexicon!
September 25, 2008
See Britain now, before you have to either make Shahada or pay a pro-rated Jizyat to enter the United Caliphate.
September 25, 2008
Oh, jolly good one that, Ed! Jolly good!
September 25, 2008
‘Tis nothing, m’lud.
September 25, 2008
It seems a bit legalistic, like they are trying to build a hedge around political correctness. I believe one of the ancient rabbis thought that throwing dish water out the window on the sabbath should be illegal, since it might water some seeds, in which case that person would be ‘farming’ and hence working on the sabbath. This document seems to present a similar weird obsessive imbalance. They take one part of the Tao, rip it out, and inflate it out of all proportion to the other parts, as CS Lewis once noted.
One question that remains open. When Sharia law goes into effect, will the BSA be able to persuade the Caliphate to ban the word ‘Dhimmi’? I’d imagine the non-Muslims would find that offensive.
September 25, 2008
“…will the BSA be able to persuade the Caliphate to ban the word ‘Dhimmi’? I’d imagine the non-Muslims would find that offensive.” Call me a pessimist, but somehow I can’t help but think that the Caliph of Britain will give a rat’s patootie what the soon-to-be-extinct non-Muslims will or will not find offensive.
I’m sorely tempted to tell these idiots what to do with themselves with several banned words.
September 25, 2008
It’s interesting how EnglishPC differs from American PC.
Applying american pc rules, blacks would be called African-English (I guess the word ‘black’ is supposed to have inherently negative connotations), and non-non-disabled people would be referred to as ‘differently abled’ people. That makes more sense than ‘non-disabled’, since ‘non-disabled’ still contains the offensive term ‘disabled’.
And feminists here have been using the term ‘Ovumars’ for decades.
“Help doctor! My leg is differently abled! Please give me a plaster Hindu-society-that-should-be-egalitarian!”
September 25, 2008
Things I shall never forget: a newspaper which ran a business article that described a firm as being in the African-American that year, and the charming nitwit who breathlessly announced that someone was the first African-American from any country to win a gold medal at the Winter Olympics.
September 25, 2008
I suffer from a mental illness called Borderline Personality Disorder. For the past ten years or so, I have been experiencing the fun of a system that insists on treating me as a “mental-health-care consumer” rather than a patient.
I am also a student, although many educational institutions down here in Australia are increasingly coming to the view that we are not students but educational consumers. Fortunatly the private Catholic liberal arts school I attend continues to insist on treating us as students.
September 25, 2008
Do these people truly believe any of this will matter to their overlords once the Muslim transformation of Britain is complete?
September 25, 2008
I suspect you have been snookered on this one. After all, it puports to be from the BS Association (British Sociological Association). If they were serious about this, they would have to ban their own name.
September 25, 2008
Sorry for not reading the comments before posting. My point was already ably covered.
September 26, 2008
Sociologists…ugh! Having dismissed the greatest academic wastes of space and air for what they all are, I remember my last British Airways flight from Glasgow to Toronto. I was reading aloud to my companion some of the positively hilarious mangled English which passes for BA’s inflight magazine (whatever it’s called!). “Well,” I remember commenting, “we can all be VERY relieved that the future of the English language no longer rests in the hands of the English.”
I had no idea at the time that my psychic abilities were so acute!
September 26, 2008
Tell me again why we saved the English from Germany?
September 26, 2008
Bill S. the “going south” phrase goes back to the time of the Slave Power. Slaves who were unbiddable were “sold South” to the death camp plantations in the furthest southern States.
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September 24, 2008