There are two standard kinds of “green sex”.

The first is the traditional when where the man pays a woman to have sex with him.

The second is where the man pretends to believe everything the woman does so she will see him as a kindrid soul and sleep with him out of radical solidarity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkXvwG8xKJI

Cheers

Chris
Where in the hell do you find this crap?

Here and there.

“I don’t want people to read this and think of Al Gore, pointing his finger.”

Now *that’s* organic birth control! Lie back and think of Al Gore.

If Algore told me today’s date, gave me 20 calendars and fifty news papers to prove it, I would not believe him.

Dr. Alice! Is that like lying back and thinking about trimming a hat?

Seductive vegan? Hold the beans, garlic and cabbage.

Personally, thinking about Al Gore would render me impotent.

Reckon that would be green enough for this Fruit Loop;&trade author?

Excuse me, the above should have read Fruit Loop™

Green sex…
Is that um, like sex with orcs?

Wow! I didn’t realize we Papists were so green. We always been against hormonal contraception. We even recommend an alternative, Natural Family Planning. However, as I wrote several years ago, Natural Family Planning is not an organic alternative to the pill. However, NFP does improve marriages. Couples who utilize NFP have a markedly lower rate of divorce.

I also saw an environmental group advocating one meatless day per week to cut down on the consumption of beef and therefore the need for so many methane emitting cows. We Catholics have been doing that for centuries.

And when it comes to carbon footprints, I just love the pitter patter of little carbon footprints.

It’s not fair. I had to put up with this popular, phony environmentalism once already – was it the 60s or the 70s? I shouldn’t have to put up with it again, made worse by the “advances” in technology with 24 hours news and entertainment and who-can-tell-the-difference?

Yes, boys and girls… TV channels used to sign off at night.

Ok, now that’s off my chest, no one taking a potshot at Al Gore is all bad.

Didn’t Captain Kirk have green sex? See! Star Trek truly was ahead of its time…

Ah, the old TV station sign-off days. I actually used to look forward to listening to the National Anthem and watching all those American scenes. Here’s one version.

Ah, but Christopher, wasn’t it fun to stay up all night when that first station played old reruns till dawn on weekend nights only! If we had only known it was the end of civilization as we knew it.

Yup. Now it’s informercials.

Fair-trade latex condoms

I forget how to post links, but here you are.

http://bradyswenson.greenoptions.com/2007/09/10/safe-sustainable-and-supportive-sex/

Puppies…stifled snickering.

Green sex and no one thought of cucumbers?

The sheep are not going to like this. Sheepskins do not just hang on walls, ya know!

I must contests this objectification of veggies… The cucs cannot defend themselves! How can we as loving christians (lower case intentional) single out a good, well-meaning veggie for such a slanderous attack. Being demeaned to the status of a sexual object cannot be allowed… shame1 shame!

And to lash out in such a manner against poor benighted sheep… that is BAAAAAAAD really BAAAAAAD

34 school days and counting…

Good link, Christopher. Made me tear up.

If you’re having something called “green sex” then all that comes to mind for me is a visit to the doctor for a very healthy script involving antibiotics.

Dr. Alice and Katherine: Is that like lying back and asking, “Did you remember to wind the clock?”? (pedantic show-off allusion to Tristram Shandy

darn, I knew I’d get it wrong…so much for being a pedantic showoff.

Correct quote: “Pray, my dear, quoth my mother, have you not forgot to wind up the clock?”

Can’t read that without cracking up. LOL!

What the world needs now/
Is love and aphrodisiacs/
It’s the only thing/
That will satisfy the Greenie quacks/
What the world needs now/
Is lots and lots of eco-sex /
With the birth control/
Made to Fair-Trade iffy specs/

No, our world doesn’t need synthetic rubber/
But allergic to natural is no excuse/
The Devout must endure till the end of time/
With itchy rash from latex-sex-abuse/

Not for everyone, oh, no, but just for some/

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