MCJ-TV
An experiment.

Submitted by ct reader
at 4/6/2008 2:11:36 PM| One comment - the voice and picture went slightly out of synch for me about half-way through. Could be my machine or isp, of course. |

Submitted by Christopher Johnson
at 4/6/2008 2:13:46 PM| Or my cheap webcam or my complete lack of computer expertise or... |

Submitted by Sodbuster
at 4/6/2008 2:31:57 PM| Now all know what the Anglican Investigator looks like! Hmm. . . I suppose the Beast from the Sea already knew, from her minions. But, shouldn't you be in front of your bookshelves, wearing a trench coat and fedora, with a bottle of single-malt beside you? :-) |

Submitted by Truth Unites... and Divides
at 4/6/2008 2:53:00 PM| For all intents and purposes... A SUCCESSFUL EXPERIMENT!!! Thank you for speaking the truth-in-love, CJ! P.S. How about inviting the Mad Potter over to this MCJ blogpost and commenting here on the thread? |

Submitted by Branford
at 4/6/2008 3:02:20 PM| Thanks, Chris - great commentary. I, too, had a sync problem with the audio and video about half way through, but please, continue experimenting! |

Submitted by Matthew
at 4/6/2008 3:14:12 PM| Bit of a synch problem. Whitestone, the truth remains a valid defense to libel. |

Submitted by Jeffersonian_
at 4/6/2008 3:36:00 PM| Well said, Chris, I can't disagree with a syllable. I also had the synch problem, but I get that a lot with Youtube videos. I just pretend I'm watching a martial arts flick. |

Submitted by Antique
at 4/6/2008 3:40:05 PM| 'sfunny, he doesn't LOOK like a librarian... Love the Windsor chair in the background. A man after my own tastes. One question: how do I cut and paste audio text into the little submission box on the comments page? I'm not sure I agree the term lapdogs is right. Lapdogs always seem to make huge volumes of noise. While there is, of course, the ME! ME! ME! (one, two, three, oops) ME! (four) bishop of NH, the rest tend to keep their heads down and remain as silent as possible. Not really lapdog fare, IMHO. Now, if you were to say, "Servile, spineless, sinuous sycophants," well, you might be getting warm. Or just simply, weasles. |

Submitted by Christopher Johnson
at 4/6/2008 3:54:48 PM| Since I don't think I've ever tried it before, I think you can only put up a link to a file stored somewhere. |

Submitted by Tregonsee
at 4/6/2008 4:01:04 PM| There are many people who would do well to consider the issues raised here. Of particular interest would be those who take such great pride in their ignoring all this so that they can "get on with God's work." |

Submitted by warren
at 4/6/2008 4:13:11 PM| Wow, when I first saw you I expected you to speak with a french accent, because you look very much like my two favorite french actors, Samuel le Bihan and Gérard Depardieu, who could be père et fils. You deserve a STAR! |

Submitted by Steve
at 4/6/2008 4:13:26 PM| I'd say he looks like a really _scary_ librarian. Seriously, it's nice to have a face to associate with the person. |

Submitted by Dr. Mabuse
at 4/6/2008 4:40:32 PM| If you don't want to upload your file on a public site like YouTube, you can try something like www.box.net. I needed to upload my Lost In Space sound files, because I couldn't direct link to the site where I found them. Blogspot had a little tutorial on how to put up audio and video files, and they listed Boxnet along with a few others. It's quite easy, and if the files are small, they'll host them for free. Over a certain size, and you have to pay for an upgraded membership, or else pay a one-time fee for the particular file. It's a way of restricting access to your files to just the people you want to see them. |

Submitted by Bill (not IB)
at 4/6/2008 4:46:17 PM| Alas and Alackaday, CJ-AI has been unmasked! Holy Webcams, Batman! Chris, I think this is a good idea - especially as you've done it. Low-key & sincere presentation, reasonable length (under 3 minutes). And this has a secondary impact. KJS will now be totally distracted by her awe at beholding the chiseled features and soaring discourse of ps - don't be surprised if this gets pulled from YouTube. I'll bet two groats that someone from TEO will file a protest, and YouTube has a tendency to delete content rather than judge the merits of a complaint. |

Submitted by Christopher Johnson
at 4/6/2008 4:51:09 PM| __ll,
You get partial credit. Since I'm still on dial-up at home, I copied this on to one of those Flash drives you gave me and uploaded it over the library's broadband connection. |

Submitted by The Little Myrmidon
at 4/6/2008 4:52:43 PM| Wow, Christopher!! That's really you? How great to finally know what you look like. Uh, but I don't think you look like Gerard Dippity-doo. Is there any way I can upload a picture (jpeg) onto this site? I found the greatest pic to depict the Anglican Investigator's office. |

Submitted by The Little Myrmidon
at 4/6/2008 4:55:14 PM| Whitestone, do you mean; "Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil."
Ephesians 6:11 |

Submitted by Christopher Johnson
at 4/6/2008 5:29:40 PM| TLM,
Very nice. A little on the neat side, maybe. ;-) |

Submitted by Christopher Johnson
at 4/6/2008 5:46:02 PM| Ken,
You mean you weren't expecting a fat old guy who ought to get off his ass and get a haircut? ;-) |

Submitted by TJ
at 4/6/2008 5:56:11 PM| Mr Johnson, you have just been elected as my favorite episcopalian in the whole kingdom of Missouri. Congratulations! |

Submitted by Robin Munn
at 4/6/2008 6:53:48 PMI've got pretty much nothing to say about the content other than "Right on," so I'll just comment briefly on the technical issues instead. I had the same audio/video sync problem that others were describing. But I noticed that it doesn't start midway through the video. Rather, it goes ever so slowly out of sync throughout the video. At the start, Christopher's mouth movements sync up perfectly with his words. By the middle, the sound is starting to lag by a fraction of a second, just enough that one gets a dubbed-over feeling from the video without being able to pin it down. And by the end of the two-minute video, the sound is lagging the video by about half a second -- one can see Chris's mouth shape the word "ruthless" while the sound is saying "particularly", around the 1:48 mark. It was distracting enough that I had to stop looking at Chris's face as he spoke and just pretend I was listening to a podcast. My best guess is the webcam or the video-encoding software. At any rate, I hope that knowing the nature of the encoding problem (audio and video *slowly* slipping out of sync, with video leading and audio trailing) will help somebody in determining the cause. |

Submitted by Ken
at 4/6/2008 6:58:37 PM| Actually, a tall skinny chrome-dome. Don't ask me why. :-) And that's two of us who need haircuts. The difference is I also need to shave my neck and trim my beard. |

Submitted by Ed the Roman
at 4/6/2008 7:40:27 PM| I don't need a haircut, but don't wait up for me to shave my neck ever again. |

Submitted by The Pilgrim
at 4/6/2008 7:51:28 PM| That's three of us who need a haircut. Does being an old guy have something to do with it? Any way, Good job, Messr. Johnson. I look forward to many more CSJ productions. |

Submitted by Connie
at 4/6/2008 8:05:04 PM| Aw, gee, Chris - why are you pussyfooting about this? Why don't you tell us what you REALLY think. |

Submitted by Clown Celebrant
at 4/6/2008 8:19:53 PM| Well said. I don't need a haircut but my ear hair needs attention. |

Submitted by Dr A
at 4/6/2008 8:23:13 PM| Nice job, Chris. I agree with what Bill (not IB) said - Low-key & sincere presentation, reasonable length. I also agree with the gradual-sound-going-out-of-synch thing that others said earlier, but I am sure that this will improve with practice. I hope we see more of your webcasts. Incidentally, your speaking style reminds me of James Lileks, which is a good thing - I think he has a great broadcasting voice. |

Submitted by Dr Alice
at 4/6/2008 8:25:02 PM| Oops, that would be me, Dr. Alice, above (if anybody cares). Don't know what happened to the name. |

Submitted by Gregg the obscure_
at 4/6/2008 9:24:57 PM| Mr J,
Good experiment. Good talk. I had thought, though, that you'd look more like your southpark avatar from the |

Submitted by Grandmother
at 4/6/2008 10:20:17 PM| Not only a genius, but a brave man at that. Now you've really done it, the gals will be calling, writing, and falling all over theirselves. The library will be swamped. Good Luck Chris, Well done! Grannie G. |

Submitted by David Paisley
at 4/6/2008 11:21:36 PM| The diocese of Ohio was already abysmally liberal and low-church long before the present events; one of the reasons I'm still on the books, although no longer a lay reader/chalice bearer/member of diocesan council/vestryman is because even though I'm going nowhere, there's really noplace to go. Even the five dissident parishes who now find themselves being sued represent--while perhaps more orthodox theology--not much different liturgical experiences than those who remain within ECUSA. There is one exception--a smells & bells place that uses the Anglican missal with a lot of prissy biretta-tipping: most of my gay friends from my parish have left ECUSA to go there, which is pretty ironic, isn't it, because I think the rector there is very orthodox. So for the moment, I really have no place to go--and so remain at home and try to take strength from the real BCP and my faith. I think that there are a lot of folks like me. |

Submitted by David Paisley
at 4/6/2008 11:23:15 PM| Oh, yes, I forgot. Kudos to you for telling it like it is. I know MO is as vast a wasteland as Ohio. |

Submitted by Antique
at 4/6/2008 11:45:23 PM| David, have you tried http://www.angelfire.com/sc3/kaysplace/s_ohio.html |

Submitted by JM
at 4/6/2008 11:49:56 PM| People! Do you think the Anglican Investigator would identify himself in this way? Great disguise, Chris! Almost as good as when you passed yourself off as the St. Louis Cardinals shortstop. |

Submitted by robroy
at 4/7/2008 12:16:07 AM| Cross posting from Titus: Apropos to this discussion, Chris Johnson has the first installment of MCJ TV. Chris definitely has the gift of word-smithery. He talks about how KJS forced the diocese of Va to break off negotiations and begin litigation. Chris then continues... ---------- "Mrs Schori admitted to forcing the Virginia to cease negotiations and start litigation. "Add to this, the edifying spectacle of the house of bishops, with the honorable exception of Central Florida's John Howe, rolling over and playing dead for all this, like the pusillanimous lap dogs that they are." "Now, I understand this two things: One is that we worship a God and they pretend to worship a vague, infinitely malleable philosophical concept. And I also now that people come to this decision at different times and for different reasons..." "Are they called by God to stay in that organization and witness to the truth or is God trying to tell them that it is time to move on?" ------------ I would add by asking, what orthodox witness is it if one doesn't even object to this? Where are the so-called Camp Allen bishops? These are rough, hard words. But the above calling the HoB to repentance by Dan Ennis and silence by those who should be speaking out are sharper and harder still. |

Submitted by omar reyes
at 4/7/2008 12:16:54 AM| yes, yes, Hell yes. Who needs cnn When we have the very sexy Anglican Investigator on tv!. I want at least one of these a week, and Chris lets change the atmosphere. Perhaps the Lobby of some facey Hotel, the background looks like your being held hostage:) |

Submitted by robroy
at 4/7/2008 12:22:09 AM| Retry with formatting. Cross posting from Titus: Apropos to this discussion, Chris Johnson has the first installment of MCJ TV. Chris definitely has the gift of word-smithery. He talks about how KJS forced the diocese of Va to break off negotiations and begin litigation. Chris then continues... Mrs Schori admitted to forcing the Virginia to cease negotiations and start litigation. "Add to this, the edifying spectacle of the house of bishops, with the honorable exception of Central Florida's John Howe, rolling over and playing dead for all this, like the pusillanimous lap dogs that they are."I would add by asking, what orthodox witness is it if one doesn't even object to this? Where are the so-called Camp Allen bishops? These are rough, hard words. But the above calling the HoB to repentance by Dan Ennis and silence by those who should be speaking out are sharper and harder still. |

Submitted by Katherine
at 4/7/2008 12:59:25 AM| You have a nice voice, Chris. Good for broadcasting. Unfortunately, my allegedly high-speed connection here in Cairo allows me to watch this five seconds at a time. Great voice, and you've already been identified with international sex symbol Depardieu. Watch out. |

Submitted by clifford
at 4/7/2008 8:59:28 AM| I imagined the evil genius of the Vast Orthodox Anglican Conspiracy to be sitting in a dimly lit lair, surrounded by dozens of screens with lots of flashing lights and minions in silver jump-suits monitoring them, petting a cat while a modestly dressed (we are Anglican, after all…) dressed Denise Richards attends him. But there he was, a guy who pretty much looked like me, in a house that pretty much looked like mine. There was even a ‘fridge full of papers and notes. Hero worship isn’t what it used to be. |

Submitted by Peter
at 4/7/2008 9:01:55 AM| Sarah, Greg, Kendall, it's time to stop lying to your followers and to yourselves about staying in TEC. Show some real moral leadership. It's time to stop coddling folks into thinking it's is okay to remain in TEC. Come out of the Beast! |

Submitted by Allen Lewis
at 4/7/2008 9:09:38 AM| Chris - As others have said, it is nice to put a face to an online associate. Also, your voice and pacing are definitely broadcast quality and the sincerity of your expression says volumes. There was no palpable anger in your facial expression, just a deep sadness at the wreck that ++Jefferts Schori and crew - especially the House of Jellyfish - are making of my once-beloved Episcopal Church. Ya done good, my man! |

Submitted by WannabeAnglican
at 4/7/2008 11:01:00 AM| Godtube is very much worth a try. (I know a few of those who run it. Good people.) |

Submitted by Steve L.
at 4/7/2008 11:38:55 AM| I think we should all chip in and get Chris an ovenmitt in time for the next broadcast. |

Submitted by Minuteman
at 4/7/2008 12:33:01 PM| This is Truly, Truly a great and momentous day in the entire history of blogging. A Star is Born!! As for ovenmitts... Chris need not bother, as Herself is sufficient parody unto herself. (sadly) |

Submitted by Matthew
at 4/7/2008 12:57:22 PM| Chris, I mocked you mildly above, but seriously, you did well. Your piece was done well and moving. The points you made were well made. My church went to the heretics and all I got was a lousy t-shirt |

Submitted by Truth Unites... and Divides
at 4/7/2008 1:13:02 PM| Peter writes: "Sarah [Hey], Greg [Griffith], Kendall [Harmon], it's time to stop lying to your followers and to yourselves about staying in TEC. Show some real moral leadership. It's time to stop coddling folks into thinking it's is okay to remain in TEC. Come out of the Beast! And you, too, Mattie K. [Kennedy]." I was wondering whether SFIF would create blogpost for Christopher Johnson's Youtube video, but I then realized that his video violates their written policy for commenters. Per Greg Griffith at SFIF: "Therefore, I'd like to see no more ... Charges that anyone who stays in the Episcopal Church is wasting their time, a heretic by association, etc. ... Our unofficial policy on staying or leaving is this: Go where God calls you, and go with our blessings, but don't belittle someone who has received different orders." Based on Greg Griffith's commenting policy, I would think that Christopher Johnson's video might offend an Institutionalist (aka Communion Conservative) for they might think he is belittling them and their decision to remain in TEc. |

Submitted by Jimmy
at 4/7/2008 2:09:16 PM| Hmm, nope. Still in the church and still liked the piece. Not at all offended. Wouldn't mind hearing a bit more over a dram of Glensomethingorother sometime though... |

Submitted by Anglican Beach Party
at 4/7/2008 2:09:23 PM| SUBSCRIBED to your YouTube channel. Please make many, many more of these. I'm thinking of doing a small music video myself. Like others have said, I agree with every syllable! Yours truly, Paul Anglican Beach Party |

Submitted by Dale Price
at 4/7/2008 2:24:33 PM| It works--good stuff.
One exception, though, which has already been noted: get thee to a barber. Just went myself this weekend. Reminded me of a zinger I heard once on King of the Hill. When someone pointed out to Hank that Jesus (allegedly) had long hair, Hank replied: "He wouldn't have if he'd been my son." |

Submitted by Ed the Roman
at 4/7/2008 4:35:14 PM| "...received different orders." Well, there's this issue as to whether the authentication in the message matches the one in the sealed authenticator envelope. And if it doesn't match, it doesn't do any good to talk about the orders that you got, now does it? |

Submitted by Rick
at 4/7/2008 7:42:41 PM| I've been waiting for someone else to recognize this but the ANglican Investigator's "video trouble" is OBVIOUSLY an homage to Max Headroom. |

Submitted by Kozaburo
at 4/8/2008 10:16:59 AM| Chris, Watching "vlogs" is tougher to do at work. The volume has to be on (which means my coworkers could hear you) and it most people can read much faster than they can speak. I never watch those Malkin videos at Hot Air, for example. That said, congrats on the technical hurdle. Did anyone ever tell you that you look like Ben Franklin? "Does thou love life? Then do not squander time; for that's the stuff life is made of." |

Submitted by Truth Unites... and Divides
at 4/8/2008 3:55:58 PM| Christopher, I just noticed one of the advertisements on the right hand margin. It goes like this: "DHT hormone causes over 90% of hair loss cases. DHT damages hair follicles, until it no longer produces visible hair. ProAnagen™ shampoo, conditioner and topical solution are potent products to block damaging effects of DHT that causes hair loss and thinning hair." This leads me to ask... ummmmm, aaaaah, weeeeelll, uhhhhh, have you used this ProAnagen product personally? Will you say something like: (A) You shoulda saw me before I started using ProAnagen! (B) I've tried it and so far... I don't see much progress. (C) I better buy some and give it a try! Heh, heh, heh. Just joshing and playing with you CJ! |












When such BOLD FRANK UNEQUIVOCAL statements, don't you think you need to be wearing either Gospel armor or at the very least your CJ-AI superhero outfit and be making these statements from a secret MCJ Bunker at an undisclosed location (ala Osama Bin Laden et al). Also, did you check with your attorney beforehand?